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Steven Seagal fictional Lawman episode 6 – Mediatiton saves lives

February 7, 2010 Leave a comment

This episode starts with Steven lighting some candles, putting a blanket on the floor.

“When I can I like to get into a deep meditative state. This relaxes and reloads me. It also gives me a chance to listen to the spiritual cries of those in trouble that the police of Jefferson Parish have not had a chance to save”.

Cut to Steven with a serene look on his face.

“I’d love to do this all the time, but life does get busy. There is the martial arts training, dog training, weapons training, films, soft drink, music and family. But once a week I like to just meditate, and if need be, save someone’s life”.

Steven’s ears prick up and the Eastern philosophy serenity is replaced with an alert look on his face.

Then Steven bolts from the room, and the camera crew try and follow him, but they can’t.

The next shot is at a home, as EMT services and other police officers turn up, and Steve carries an elderly woman out of her home.

He then puts her on the gurney, and tells everyone that she has fallen, and that she had been there for two days.

“The hardworking people at Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s office do as much as they can, but this lady had not called this in and sometimes I need to use what I was given to help people”.

The final shot is of Steven visiting the lady in the hospital and giving her a can of his Cherry Charge soft drink.

“Western medicine is fine, but the natural medicine in my drink might just be the extra that she needs for a speedy recover. Plus, it tastes great.”

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